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My older brother just called me a retard.I'm gonna kick his arse when I'm older than him.
July 31, 2010 12:58AM PST

I've been working out to impress my girlfriend.But apparently, quadratic equations aren't much of a turn on.
July 31, 2010 12:55AM PST

Getting hit in the balls is more painful than giving birth. Guys dont want to be hit in the balls, but women want to give birth.Point proven
July 31, 2010 12:33AM PST

Am i right in thinking 'The Vagina Monologues' is a period drama?
July 31, 2010 12:27AM PST

So,I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says,Do u have a bookmark?"I said,Yes,we have hundreds...but my name's sean
July 31, 2010 12:26AM PST

Gay porn: What a load of bollocks.
July 31, 2010 12:22AM PST

I said to my mate, "My cat can say her own name!"He said, "That's amazing! What's she called?"I replied, "Meow."
July 31, 2010 12:21AM PST

I've been studying ventriloquism and I have now learnt how to throw my voice. .I'm over here really.
July 31, 2010 12:15AM PST

I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
July 31, 2010 12:14AM PST

I fell down a really deep dark hole today...I couldn't see that well
July 30, 2010 11:34PM PST